THIS SONG IS A JOKE. There is no bad blood between the two of us, we barely know each other.
Was it the awkward adolescent facial hair that pushed you away? Did you even listen to anything that I had to say? But then again I didn't say anything of influence; just "hey, how's the band?" and "did you have a nice day?"
Chrissy, I'm sorry that you'll never know what it's like to be with someone as good as me.
So run your little ass back to Poughkeepsie where I'm sure you'll miss me; please refrain from writing anything that has to do with me. Heaven knows that one is coming and two is just around the corner. Don't call me for any help because for you my phone is out of order.
Chrissy I'm sorry that you'll never know what it's like to be with someone as good as me, no nobody will ever see everything that I saw in you.
released December 3, 2014
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